HOW TO MAKE WHITE GIRL STEW

based on Native Son by. Richard Wright

INGREDIENTS:

1 white girl

1 pillow

1 trunk

1 furnace

1 newspaper

1 hatchet

1 pocket knife

DIRECTIONS:

-preheat furnace 550 degrees.

-Place pillow over white girls face until she stops breathing.

-stuff her body into a trunk.

-carry the trunk to the furnace.

-try to stuff her body into the furnace.

(if body does not fit do the following)

-take your pocket knife and try to cut off her head.

-if that doesn’t work, put down newspapers so the blood doesn’t go everywhere

-then use the hatchet to chop her head off.

-throw her head into the furnace and make sure it burns really good.